C P ...
aka Capital Punishment ...
aka Cat Piss

Height: 5-9

Weight: Medvedevish

Age: 35

Position: Rover

 

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Profile

C P returns to Eckville aiming to improve on last year’s two goal performance, and more importantly his 25 beer performance which sources say he was sorely disappointed over. In fact, rumour has it that Calgarypuck has hired someone with the sole purpose of more efficiently dispensing beer to C P so that he can surpass last year’s mark. It’s a drastic step, but one that C P feels was necessary. “Last year, I just didn’t give it 100% and it showed on the ice. I’m hoping to fall down several more times in the third period this year.”

C P is expected to line up once again with last year’s defense partner, Lanny McDonald. “I’m excited to play with Lanny again this year. He’s played the game to a very high level. What more can you ask for in a partner?”

When asked what he brings to the rink, C P had this to offer “Lots and lots of beer.”

C P also hopes to claim the coveted Displaced Cup as team MVP. “It would be an honour to win the Displaced Cup. Even moreso this year with Displaced Flames Fan actually in attendance. I strive every day to be just like him, he’s my hero. What better way to show just how much I worship him than to win the trophy given out in his name, with him looking on. It would be the greatest moment of my career.”

Yes indeed, C P, it would be.