Displaced Flames Fan

Coach/General Manager

Style: Trap, trap and more trap

Philosophy: Bob Johnson minus the excessive nose picking

 

Flames Comparison

Al "L'il Bearcat" Murray

 

Background

Displaced's past is shrouded in more secrecy than "Operation Sergei Priakin."

Strengths

Keen student of Badger Bob Johnson neatly updates his mentor's mannerisms by using a Kleenex to rub his nose.

Weaknesses

Montana native does not suffer fools gladly. Relocating to an isolated cabin will help.

Potential

A good front-office job. He will be the first American born citizen to coach 19 Canadians and German national in a charity hockey game with no charities to support, no fans to watch, and no media to care.