Bag On Head

Height: 5-9

Weight: 185 lbs

Age: 30-ish

Position: Goaltender

 

Flames Comparison

Pat "the Pony" Riggin

 

Background

Scouted by NHL great Gerry Cheevers while still in Pee-Wee, Baggie later learned to his mistaken chagrin that his projected future was in jockey silks, and not the pads.

Strengths

Plays a variation of the Butterfly style dubbed "The Moth." This technique involves wobbly circular movement and blindly slamming his body into opponents parked in the crease.

Weaknesses

The prototypical High Maintenance Goaltender. Keep the Jack and Jill Cough Syrup locked up!

Potential

Baggie still clings to the hope that the Flames Equipment Manager has Freddie Brathwaite's stuff mothballed in storage, ready for Baggie to heroicly come down from the stands and save the day (Baggie read too many Lester Patrick stories in his youth).